What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What fish sings the best?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the loudest sport?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why was the broom late for school?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why are stones so good at music?