What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?