What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
Why do trees have so many friends?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.