What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What do goats and moms have in common?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why don't fish play basketball?