What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What school subject really rocks?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?