What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the lamb cross the road?