What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What birds always travel in twos?