What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do insects learn at school?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?