How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did autumn say to summer?