How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Two silkworms got in a fight.