How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
I broke my finger!
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where can you always get cheap gas?