How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
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Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?
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How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How is life like toilet paper?
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What did the painter say to the wall?
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Which animal will never go bald?
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Where do novels go to have a good time?