What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where do German dogs sleep?