What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do cows always skip gym class?