What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?