Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Taylor Swift.
What school subject really rocks?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which relative loves rice?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What kind of pants do fish wear?