Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Taylor Swift.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
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What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
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Why are ghosts always single?
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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?