Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
He was looking for a good reaction.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?