What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?