What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How are teens like cats?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What animal floats best?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why was the cow afraid?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?