What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do hurricanes see?
Where do ants go to eat?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?