What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are puppies so flexible?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
When do cows get tired?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?