What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Water sports.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which computer won the talent show?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?