What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Water sports.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?