Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did summer say to spring?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?