Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How does a cow do math?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
How do birds threaten one another?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which bug is related to you?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?