Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
Can February March?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What sport is full of interior designers?