Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?