Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?