Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?