Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?