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Because they sleep like a dog.
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What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
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How do you compliment a cat?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
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