What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which elf is the best singer?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What day do hands always go to church?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?