What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?