What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?