What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?