What kind of clothes does a house wear?
An address.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What does a female lion call her mate?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How do hurricanes see?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?