What kind of clothes does a house wear?
An address.
Why are books always so angry?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What kind of bird can write?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
A book just fell on my head.
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?