What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is a table you can eat?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?