What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
What type of birds stay together forever?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?