What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How do hurricanes see?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?