What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What type of pasta helps you relax?