What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?