What did the horse say when it collapsed?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?