What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the mime upset?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How do you arrest a pig?