What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse.
What bird is losing its hair?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was the musician arrested?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do bees gossip?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?