How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?