How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?