Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
I broke my finger!
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are books always so angry?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What bee is good for your health?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?