Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do dogs run in circles?
When do cows get tired?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?