Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What shape is bad at driving?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?