Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?