What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Well, time to call it a day.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?