What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Well, time to call it a day.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which animal will never go bald?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?