Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
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Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?