Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?