Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
What are the strongest days of the week?
What animals make the best students?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a forklift?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?