What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are all priests fit?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do British people and golfers have in common?