What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
Which state has the best streets?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?