What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which family member has tusks?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?