What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What shape has a knighthood?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What fish sings the best?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?