Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What building always gets stains on it?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?