Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is the strongest animal?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?