Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Families are like fudge.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do mice do when they're at home?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
It's allergy season again?
When do mice play every day?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?