What's the last letter in the alphabet?
T.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?