What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
May the forks be with you.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?