How do you massage a chicken wing?
Give it a dry rub.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?