What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call two birds in love?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?