What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?