What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?