What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the tomato turn red?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where do belly buttons go to college?