What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
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What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?