What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?