What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Why was the fish so smart?
When do mice play every day?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?