What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?