Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
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What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?