Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How was the wedding?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?