What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
A tailwind.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?