What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
A tailwind.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do math teachers love March?