What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?