What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is the coolest country?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do horses reside?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?