How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?