How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why are cars magic?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?