Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
How can you farm during the winter?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of computers do horses use?