Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What animal knows kung fu?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What food is a man's best friend?