What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where do vampires keep their money?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...