What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is another name for a cow?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
If you need help building an ark...
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a rabbit barber?