What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Why do Olympians never overheat?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?