Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
When do mice play every day?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?