Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
When do mice play every day?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
We had a discussion about roses.
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do fairies always drink?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?