What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?