What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How does a barber get to work?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?