Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Well, I won't be the one to spread it!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the slowest 5k?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?