What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call a smelly horse?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?