What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What fish sings the best?
What table can you never sit at?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?