What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?