Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?