Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
How long will dinner be?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?