Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which family member is always relieved?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Who granted the fish a wish?