Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How does a squid go into battle?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?