Can February March?
No, but April May.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are goats so funny?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?