Can February March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?