Can February March?
No, but April May.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
