Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Which subject has two parts?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What fish sings the best?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?