Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the border collie get a raise?