Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
How was the wedding?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do they call pastors in Germany?