What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
Which family member has tusks?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where do polar bears vote?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the goal post get angry?