What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the mime upset?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why are ghosts always single?