Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York!
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?