Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York!
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?