What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How can you make 7 even?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do fleas travel?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?