Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What bird is losing its hair?
What math figure is also in the band?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?