What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do math teachers eat?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?