What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call hiking college students?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?