What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of music do planets like?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
When do mice play every day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?