What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What birds make average students?
What bee is good for your health?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which is the worst season?
What do frogs drink in the winter?