Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What type of car do planets buy?