Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?