Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?