How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?