How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's a father's favorite flower?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?