When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to.
What do you call a small mom?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?