When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?