What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Anything that's not a nursery rhyme!
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?