What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Anything that's not a nursery rhyme!
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's the friendliest national park?
What does a dog say before eating?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?