What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Anything that's not a nursery rhyme!
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?